
There was a lot of negativity surrounding Sucker Punch when it first came out, but I have to admit that I initially saw this as mainly just part of the backlash that director Zac Snyder has been copping ever since he made 300. I have no issues with most of Snyder's films, I've enjoyed them a lot, but Sucker Punch is definitely bad news. Even with certain reservations I had hoped the film might be a visually dazzling B-film with oodles of camp CGI schlock, but there aren't really any redeeming features along these lines - it's just flat-out bad. It isn't entertaining, it doesn't have anything to really say, it isn't all that original, it struggles to be coherent and (worst of all) it works off some fairly offensive ideas.
Here are ten reasons why you should avoid this trainwreck:
1. I can handle a film that fetishsizes women, it isn't exactly ideal but I can usually tolerate it in certain contexts. Alas, Sucker Punch goes so far beyond a naive rejection of feminism that it actually tries to use the concept of 'girl power' as an excuse to get away with this fetishsization. So we get a gallery of jailbait heroines stripteasing their way through the film whilst also banding together to fight the 'good fight' against their male oppressors. Snyder seems to want the audience to support these underdogs in their gender-specific battle for freedom, yet at the same time he hypocritically objectifies them as blatant sex objects.
2. This gets taken even further as the film plays out endless near-rape scenarios where the girls are repeatedly placed within an inch of violent penetration before escaping. I'm not sure exactly what Snyder is trying to say here, but the least charitable part of me suspects it's just a case of the director using this opportunity to put a few of his own personal fantasies on the screen. Not cool.
3. After the success of Dawn of the Dead, 300 and Watchmen, I guess it was only natural that Snyder would be given a blank cheque to make the film he'd always dreamed of making - this film is Sucker Punch. This means that not only does he direct it, but he also wrote the screenplay and produced it. Unlike his other films, this one is completely Snyder's baby, meaning that the responsibility is all his as well. All I can say is that the guy is not a writer and should never be allowed near a screenplay again.
4. The film desperately wants to be a zeitgeist and fails dreadfully. It combines manga/anime influences with a range of pop culture phenomenons and styles (art deco, zombies, dragons, samurai, WWI, steampunk, strippers, etc) but the problem is that it's all too much, and films this highly stylised are rarely successful (as Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow will readily attest).
5. The plot. The main character, Babydoll (Emily Browning), gets sent to an insane asylum and descends into a fantasy world. Inside this fantasy world she then travels to other fantasy worlds, and the film stretches on like this for the majority, leaving the viewer wondering why they should care. I think we're meant to be all like, OMGz, which is the real world?!? But hasn't this kind of thing already been done to death in just about every fantasy TV show ever made?
6. Okay, so let's pretend we do care about the plot. Inside the first fantasy world (the one where Babydoll imagines that she's a schoolgirl stripper) she... well, it's confusing. No, wait, that's being generous - it's just stupid. There's this idiotic quest where she has to find a key and a knife and a map and blah blah blah, it makes no sense at all... every time she dances in the stripping world she disappears into another fantasy world where she goes on these quests. Somehow it all connects up and back in the stripping world she collects all these items at the same time, but then you remember that the stripping world is also fake and in 'reality' she is really actually in a lobotomy chair in a mental asylum and there's no real reason to give a shit.
7. I'm going to go back to my fourth point because it just really annoyed me. There's mental asylums, 'erotic' dancing, a martial arts school with a giant robot samurai, a medieval fantasy world, WWI trenches filled with German gasmask zombies, an alien world filled with robots... and why? Because it's 'cool'. Don't look for any other reason besides that. It's incredibly and deliberately unrealistic, there isn't even an internal set of rules to follow in all these geekgasm worlds. Watching it is a bit like watching someone play a video game without understanding what's going on. Why do the Germans even have to talk in German if it's taking place in a fantasy world? There's no consistency or internal logic. Snyder uses the 'fake reality' premise as an excuse for a free for all. By the time that Babydoll was magnificently and bravely slaying a dragon, I just couldn't bring myself to care at all because it meant absolutely nothing, even in the context of the film. Imagine if Snyder had made a movie like this that had an actual script? It would've been great, and that's the real tragedy of it all.
8. Scott Glenn. He's one of those guys who are almost famous because they've just been around for so long playing small roles in a big films. I'm guessing he's the only moderately famous name they could get for this pile of steaming trash. His character is... what? A mentor? A trainer? He just turns up every now again spouting cliches that have no real meaning or payoff.
9. The music is really bad. The worst offender would have to be the absolutely horrible cover of The Pixies' 'Where Is My Mind?'
10. The stupid monologue at the end. Just... argh!!!!
Look. The first five minutes of Sucker Punch is a wordless but effective music-video sequence that introduces the heroine's backstory. Snyder should've made the whole film like this... it would've essentially been a silent film (he could've got in on the craze before The Artist), and it would've been automatically twice as good because the audience would be spared Snyder's awful attempts at dialogue. It's an excrutiating and frustrating film because Snyder has such a flair for manipulatively visceral visuals.
I hate to insult anyone who likes this film (different horses for courses and all that) but I question the intelligence of a Sucker Punch fan. More than anything made by Michael Bay, this film is the sharpest piece of evidence in the case for cinema's ongoing degradation. Anyone who thinks Sucker Punch has a satisfying narrative must have undergone a lobotomy of their own.
Actually, there's something. Maybe Zac Snyder is saying that this is the future; that a a lobotomy is the only thing that will make modern films like this enjoyable? Maybe Sucker Punch is a critical work of genius?
Nah.
DIRECTOR: Zac Snyder
WRITER/SOURCE: Screenplay by Zac Snyder and Steve Shibuya.
KEY ACTORS: Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Oscar Isaac, Scott Glenn, John Hamm
RELATED TEXTS:
- Zac Snyder's other films are: Dawn of the Dead, 300, Watchmen, The Legend of the Guardians and Man of Steel.
- I guess you could kind of compare Sucker Punch to Inception.
- 'Cuckoo nest' is a trope where a character in a TV show or a film is unsure of what is and isn't real, EG. The episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Buffy thinks the entire show has just been a hallucination, or the episode of Deep Space Nine where Sisko wakes up in a mental asylum and thinks he's a sci-fi writer who made up Deep Space Nine in a series of novels. Other shows that have done this include Lost, Red Dwarf, Smallville and Life on Mars.





















